That Buddy dog irritates me... but the kid is cute.

I've long since said that Toyota obviously didn't have much of a budget for talent - which is why Buddy got the gig.... But my god, he has such attitude lately, like's he's just the main dawg in town. arrrgh!

Now, I'm not much of a Toyota fan you see, (and would've turned the job down anyway)
but see if VW were interested in kicking some hairy ass - I'd be more than willing to talk... ja know... My mom drives a VW, now that's a car!

Anyway, stumbled across this little skiet (click da link below dummy) - cute kid, but Buddy remains a sodding politically correct brindle...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuk-BrknEPc&feature=related

Grrrr this dumb dawg...

Lorrs

Mine, mine, mine...

I got a new bed! Mom said I've been such a darlin, it's time she promote me from the couch to my very own "baskie". So I set things straight with the cats whilst doing my initial "toil and tramp" of my new throne - they so much as brush up agaist it, we can do away with them kitty bowls on top of the fridge! It's funny how cats get to lie down on absolutely anything - table tops, couches, beds even! and no one (in my household) really objects???  I tested this phenomena once, and tried to slide onto the kitchen table unnoticed, whilst my ma was plating something for the kid... well, that was bad timing!!! Next time I'll use less subtlety. But for now, the "baskie" is for the "doggie" only, capiche?

Gwannies are da best

Ya know, gwanny didn't fancy me too much when I first arrived.... Not that she doesn't like dogs - she loves dogs. (Truth is she doesn't like cats, ha ha ha ha ha!!!) But, once she got to know me... Now I'm the favourite gwanchild!

PS Dis iz MY gwanny, capiche?

Ruff-ruff,

Lorrs

We're having a braai

My mom's got the family comin round tonight fir a braai! I dig a braai. I'm sure all the other dogs around the world are infact partly deprived for just thus reason - they don't do braai!! From the moment mom checks that boerie sausage for quality, I'm on board with the quality team - taste, sample, catch what falls, finish what the kid don't want, and the grand finale... "this piece is for Lorrs"
Aye, it's a good life in South Africa!

Ruff-ruff,

Lorrs

Introducing myself

Haya,

Right, I'm Lorrs. Without too much of a intro, I'll put it in a dog bowl fir ya. I'm the most intellegent dog ever. got it? I totally beat that flea-riddled Toyota mutt, who's had to practice his lines at nauseam, before they decided to just cover his mouth with a fake one, 'cause the guy drools so much!   Argh, what film producers know about dogs can be a hollow bone...
Anyway, as I was saying, I'm the dog ok. so like if ever you wanna name drop - drop mine, and you'll be on a winning streak. (that is if you follow me of course)

So I live with my owner, and her kid - love the two of them, they treat me real good. I'm not supposed to say too much about my family, because my own blog was on that very condition. Rules, grrrrrr!
But, I will from time to time share with you stories of my life, and what goes on in our lives. PS. I'm a white boxer, so if you don't already know this, I'm p-r-e-t-t-y lucky to be alive! (Guess it was that cute black spot on my eye that saw me through!)

And as we get to know each other, I'll tell you more and more about what my family gets up to, what we like, the obstacles and joyrides we face and generally what goes on behind the scenes.

Look, I say it how it is (or how I feel about it) so comment if you like, I might take you seriously or not... depends. Either way, you're free to read or not to read. Capiche?

On the other paw, we're also in the planning stages to form a unique group to fight the crime of cruelty to animals in and around the winelands. (we'll cover the globe if we could, but let's begin small as they say). Based here at home (in the Cape Winelands) we aim to involve volunteers and raise funds for our local SPCAs and other sanctuaries - a Winelands Anti-cruelty to animals movement (yeah, called Wacam! - get it? "Wack-em") so keep in touch to see how this develops! (I have special permission to still chase our cats ok - it's not classified as cruel)

So in the next few posts to come, you'll slowly get to know me and the family a little better. Understand our love for all things good, and our zero tollerance to animal abusers, and idiots.

Ruff - ruff!

Lorrs